New Year's Resolutions

Dear two-hit-wonder guys.I was wondering. Now that we are almost 2/24ths of the way through the New Year, does Two-Hit-Wonder have any New Year’s resolutions?
Sincerely still waiting on fat guy pix,
Ted

For the past five years, Matt has failed to keep his New Years’ resolution…to start smoking. Maybe reverse peer pressure has gotten to him. On more than one occasion he has expressed frustration that he lacks the will power to start smoking. The benefits are obvious…more breaks at work, it looks cool, you smell great, no one notices your dead tooth, because the rest of your teeth are yellow and nothing compliments a moustache like a cigarette. This year, he decided to take some of the pressure off and has resolved not to resolute. He’s already making tremendous progress. He’s become addicted to Nicorette gum and when he’s ready, he’ll buy his first pack of KOOLs.

Craig may not be calling it a resolution, but I am recommending that he discontinue the eating of convenience store hot dogs. He has an extremely unhealthy relationship with 7Eleven’s Bahama Mama.

The keyword for 2006 for both wonders is not resolution, but revolution. Craig and Matt are committed to revolutionize the buddy comedy website sector. And they will stop at nothing less than partial market penetration. Website signings, press junkets, red carpet roll outs, world premieres, bumper stickers and t-shirts probably won’t happen. But, 2-3 ridiculous letters to Hollywood are a possibility in 2006.

Andrew Schmack
Intern to the Wonders