Steroids

Does 2HW have any dealings with steroids?
Cullen

Thank you for asking. Craig and Matt view themselves as role models and would like to say emphatically that they are steroids users. They manufacture their own from a recipe they bought from Craig’s Uncle Bill. Some may point to Craig and Matt’s prominent guts and assume that the steroids aren’t working. That’s not true. The roids have made Craig and Matt work even harder at not exercising and overeating.

2HW has plans to open an online store where steroids will be sold. They won’t necessarily make you stronger or faster, but they might make you grow man breasts and/or smell like orange sherbet.

Thanks,
Andrew Schmack
Former Intern and Acting Lead Email Correspondent