Tragically, our Ebay ad ended without a winner. The good news is, our commercial talent still exists and can be all yours for $400k. So far, only Justin has come close to our asking price...
2HW,
I have a position available installing siding, It would be televised semi-locally and pay in tuna sandwiches (2 a piece, don’t try your masters of negotiating stuff with me! Tuna is expensive these days)
Sincerely Yours,
Justin
Justin,
While installing siding is certainly hilarious (I’m pretty sure that’s how Ellen DeGeneres got her start), and 4 Tuna sandwiches (Ellen still prefers to be paid this way) is currently our best offer, we respectfully decline. We may be able to autograph the Tuna sandwiches and sell them on Ebay for $100k apiece, but we would rather not take that chance (or take the chance that we might tarnish our rugged, below-average looks).
Thank you for your support,
2HW
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