If one would be so inclined as to become a fan, how would one go about this process?Thanks,WWEF (Wonder Woman Ex-Fan)
Thank you for your email. We try very hard to answer all email within 10 minutes of receipt. Unfortunately, due to unprecedented volume, we were unable to answer your email in a timely manner. We apologize for the inconvenience.
To be a fan you must first send us money. A lot of money. But, not just yet. In the near future, we hope to implement a program similar to Scientology, whereby the more cash you give us, the more we tell you that you are a nearly perfect fan. I’m not sure if Scientologists believe in immortality, but Craig and Matt will be immortal soon. The fan that sends them the most money will be deemed the Perfect Fan and will win the right to have “relations” with an immortal; the two hit wonder of their choice (provided that you are the winner of our Perfect Fan contest and that you pick Craig).
In the meantime, I have sent you a red shirt with the white letters “Dianetics” crossed out and replaced with “TwoHitWonderinetics”.
Thank you,
Andrew Schmack
2HW Intern and Lead Email Correspondent
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