Letter to Tom Hanks

Dear Tom Hanks,

We’re big Peter Scolari fans. We’d like to remake the Bosom Buddies and were hoping you could put a good word in for us with Peter. Craig and I are already buddies and you should see us in wet t-shirts…man breasts ahoy! Also, Craig has vast experience dressing up like a woman with his ongoing participation in CAF (Crossdressers And Friends) conventions around the greater Los Angeles area.

Thanks (hey, that’s what the back of your softball jersey would say “THanks”),
Matt from 2HW