Letter to Paul Rudd

Dear Paul Rudd,

Remember us? Shawnee Mission West High School in the late eighties. You used to give the morning announcements, we used to listen to the morning announcements. Those were the days. Craig was a Vike Stud (for the uninformed that’s code for adolescent boys prancing around in sweater vests trying to imitate the girl’s drill team) the year they got banned for doing too many pelvic thrusts. He broke a mini-tramp and split his pants in the final performance. Anyway, we’ve missed you and/or we are looking for work. Did you get most of your jobs by emailing big stars and networks asking if you could be in a spinoff series of their hit show? Cause, we’ve been trying that and it is not working at all.

Thanks,
2HW