Sunday, December 4, 2005

Fans Demand Pictures of Craig (again)

So on a scale of one to ten, when do you think I’ll get to see the pics of the uncomfortable and very shirtless Craig in his office?Also, how come this web site rocks so f-ing hard?

Ted


A common misconception is that Craig only does photo shoots shirtless. While Craig did go Speedo shopping the day he took photos of himself at the office, he was not wearing the Speedo at the time the pictures were taken (although he did wear his Speedo to work yesterday since his hot water heater is broken and the snug fitting swimwear is his emergency back up pair of underpants). We apologize for the delay in photos being posted, but tech support has not been able to fix the picture portion of the website. Don’t worry though, autographed 8X10 glossies of Craig’s chest will soon be available in the 2HW store.


As for your final question, this site rocks so f-ing hard because we are the Cadillac of low brow buddy comedy websites. To paraphrase our friends Tenacious D, “If you want your ass blown out…keep logging on to 2HW dot com”.


A. Schmack Out

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