Dear Oprah,
We’re big fans of David Letterman, and our wives love that guy who was on your show who tells women, “He’s just not that into you”. You had a fake feud with Letterman over the past 15 years, and when you appeared on his show last week, the show drew an audience triple its normal size. You’re already hugely popular, but throw in a little controversy and you’re a regular Howard Stern.
Turns out our site traffic is down, so we’d like to start a feud with you. We think the color purple is stupid. Blue is much better. When you’re ready to make up let us know and we’ll get the olive branch ready and brace our web mistress for our increased traffic.
Thanks,
2HW
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