Letter to VH1

Dear Brett,

You were listed as the contact on the press release that announced the promotion of Michael Hirschorn to Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Production for VH1
Please send Mr. Hirschorn a press release announcing that Two Hit Wonder (pound-for-pound America’s fourth funniest low-brow buddy comedy duo) is ready for a promotion from web phenomenon to stars of VH1 original programming.

Key talking points should include:
· We are a fatter, whiter, less funny version of Flavor Flav.
· We see ourselves as the headliners for the new network, VH1: Miami (but will gladly settle for an overnight slot on the LOGO network).
· We’d like be the stars of the first “Behind the Music” to be aired prior to stardom (and prior to us learning to play instruments and sing).
· I recently had lunch near Joel Stein, who said that he doesn’t get paid for his “I Love the Such and Such” appearances. If that’s the case, we would love to volunteer to appear on the show, provided that time served counts towards our community service obligations.
· We will be the stars of a commercial in next year’s Super Bowl (pending the purchase of our Ebay auction). Doing a show that documents the making of that commercial would be nearly as funny as Ricky Martin’s appearance on “I Love Toys”.

Thanks,
Matt of 2HW

P.S. We have attached our logo/headshots to expedite our stardom.