Matt & Craig,
Given your background in the sport/art of Bowling, I can only hope that a cover of the song “Score Tonight” from the masterpiece of cinema ‘Grease 2′ is currently being considered for inclusion on your Hit List. I will offer my expertise as a current league bowler for any needed choreography and technical advice or to merely lend you my sparkly shoes; however my fee will need to be addressed. I understand you have had some legal issues already in your pursuit of stardom, so I’ve listed the necessary contact information below should you feel this is a project worthy of your immense talents.Thanks for taking time from your hectic schedule to consider this offer.
Chris aka Flyboy
“SCORE TONIGHT”Music and lyrics by Dominic Bugatti, Frank Musker and Louis St. Louis Horn arrangements by Andy Huson
Chris A. Flyboy,
It was only a matter of time before the tabloids found out that Craig and Matt are both recovering league bowlers. They feel it is best to come clean now and admit they used to have a problem before their checkered past gets blown out of proportion by the media.
League bowlers are shunned by society, but they are often regular people just like you and me. They like beer. They like Nachos. They like rented footwear.
If the Wonders first hit is a bowling love song from a sequel to Grease, that could typecast Craig and Matt in such a way that the public might not be able to see them in any other light…exactly like what happened with the ambiguously gay duo from Saturday Night Live. In other words, Craig and Matt are in the studio right now recording “Score Tonight”.
Thank you for your assistance,
Andrew Schmack
Former Intern
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