Dear Bonnie Tyler,
Are you still holding out for a hero? Of course you are. Did you really think you’d find a hero that was strong, fast, fresh from the fight, sure, soon and larger than life? It’s been 20 years. It’s time to settle. One out of six hero characteristics is better than nothing and Two Hit Wonder is, quite literally, larger than life.
The Dan Band remade your other hit, “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. And, I have to admit, it works a lot better with the added eff bombs. We’d like Dan’s Band to record a more realistic version of “Holding out for a Hero”. Your Fabio figure on a fiery steed would be replaced by Craig and me riding a burro wearing nothing but our moustaches and our matching floral speedos. If you’re cool with that, please let us know by not responding to this letter.
Thanks,
2HW
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