Below is an actual email I received today…
Are you looking for a way to represent (Company Name) in your community? Join your new (Company Name) Community Relations Team!
Take an opportunity TODAY to express your interest. Visit us in the cafeteria between 11:00 p.m. and 1:00 p.m. to learn more about CRT and receive a FREE BAG OF POPCORN. Use the following link to download and print a coupon for your free afternoon snack:
Coupon
Our break room microwaves have signs that say it’s against the fire code to microwave popcorn in our building. I’m sure the Community Relations Team planted those signs to ensure that popcorn loving fatties like me would think they’d died and gone to heaven when they read about this golden opportunity for free forbidden popcorn.

If you’re an Accounts Payable terrorist looking to throw off the balance sheet of a large corporation, today would be a great day to strike…absolutely no one will be at their desks from 11-1.
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