No Sale

My Craigslist ad ended without the sale of my business casual wardrobe, but I did get this response from a stranger…

Would you separate? I’m interested in the Van Halen shirt for my husband’s Christmas present.Also, is it pre or post David Lee Roth???????
Thanks

Granted, the ad wasn’t my best work, but come on. If I had worked for a company that let me wear a “Van Halen Kicks Ass” jersey on Casual Friday, I’d still have a job.