They're trying to make me an accountant...Update 3...Letter to Bob Barker

Dear Bob Barker,

You are the Mother Theresa of game show hosts. You give until it hurts, and then you give some more. In 30 plus years hosting “The Price is Right”, you’ve given away 600 million dollars worth of cash and prizes. For most people, that would have been more than enough. But, you somehow find the time during each show to tell people what to do with their pet’s reproductive organs.

While so many celebrities are supporting cliché charities that help terminally ill children or victims of abuse, you are making the world a better place by making sure that Scruffy and Princess don’t suffer the indignity of unplanned pregnancy. Thanks to your brave work, the household pet population has stabilized.

Meanwhile, with very little publicity, there is another population that is projected to increase at an alarming rate. If action is not taken immediately, there will be one too many accountants on April 24th. There is a simple solution, but I need your help. I implore you to take a break from your typical TPIR sign off and start ending every show with this statement, “Help control the accountant population. Donate to the Save a Wonder Foundation today.”

Thanks,
Matt H. Wonder