Two Hit Wonder mourns the loss of one of its own

The unthinkable has happened. Matt became an accountant this morning.

We’ve spent most of the day in one or more of the following states: denial, anger, bargaining, inebriation and depression. We expect to remain in one of those states until we are saved. We will not accept this. Accountants are not funny. Wonders are.

You never think something like this is going to happen to you or someone you love. But, now that you (the fan) have seen this type of tragedy first hand, you’re probably wondering what you can do. There is a simple way for you to help. If you currently have an “awareness” ribbon or bumper sticker, please take a minute to cross out “breast cancer”, “AIDS”, or “lupus” and replace it with “2HW”. If possible, please write “2HW Accounting Awareness”, our website address, the link to the Save a Wonder Foundation donation button and our home phone numbers. Thank you for your support.